20 Dad Jokes to Make You Cringe


News | by | 15th Jun 2016

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To celebrate all the dads, stepdads and father figures in Wales, we’ve listed FamilyPoint’s favourite dad jokes!

Groan, cringe, or laugh out loud – secretly, the world loves goofy Dad Jokes. As Father’s Day is just a few weeks away on June 19th, we thought it’d be fitting to honour the best bits about Dads with GIFs to represent the reactions Dads want (but never get) for their jokes.

Thanks, Dads everywhere, for being hilarious.

Want to add one to the list? Comment below with your favourite #DadJokes!

‘How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.’

Dad joke dance gif

 

‘A man tried to sell me a coffin today… I told him that’s the last thing I need.’

Bill Nye laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.’

Brian Blessed laughing gif bad dad jokes

 

‘What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!’

Jimmy Fallon clapping GIF bad dad jokes

 

‘I’m terrified of escalators. From now on, I’ll be taking steps to avoid them.’

Dad joke gif Nick Offerman laughing

 

‘Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?! It’s okay now, he woke up.’

Finding Nemo shark GIF dad jokes

 

‘Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.’

Jeff Daniels laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘What did the green grape say to the purple grape? – Breathe, dammit, breathe!’

laughing GIF dad joke

 

‘Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.’

Dad joke Nicolas Cage laughing

 

‘Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.’

Star Trek laughing GIF bad dad jokes

 

‘I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t put it down.’

Prince Charles laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go to university? Bison.’

Friends GIF laughing at dad jokes

 

‘RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.’

David Mitchell laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? – Cliff.’

Ryan Gosling laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.’

Shaw laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘I asked a French man if he played any video games. He said, “Wii.”

Muppets laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘I forgot how to throw a boomerang. Don’t worry, it’ll come back to me.’

Dad joke laughing GIF

 

‘Dad, the man next door has stolen our garden gate!’ – ‘Well, don’t say anything in case he takes offence.’

Steve Carrell GIF dad jokes

 

‘Dad, you really look like you could do with a shave.’ – ‘Well, I used to be a werewolf when I was younger – but I’m alright noooooow!’

Jim Carrey laughing GIF dad jokes

 

‘Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in Europe? It’s Dublin every year.’

Father Ted GIF dad jokes

 

If you enjoyed these jokes, seek medical attention. There’s funny, and then there’s Dad funny… Show your Dad some love this Father’s Day by sending him a Dad Joke of your own!

Got a joke? Leave your own bad Dad Jokes in the comments below and share the giggles!


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