To celebrate all the dads, stepdads and father figures in Wales, we’ve listed FamilyPoint’s favourite dad jokes!
Groan, cringe, or laugh out loud – secretly, the world loves goofy Dad Jokes. As Father’s Day is just a few weeks away on June 19th, we thought it’d be fitting to honour the best bits about Dads with GIFs to represent the reactions Dads want (but never get) for their jokes.
Thanks, Dads everywhere, for being hilarious.
Want to add one to the list? Comment below with your favourite #DadJokes!
‘How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.’
‘A man tried to sell me a coffin today… I told him that’s the last thing I need.’
‘I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should’ve put it on aloha setting.’
‘What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!’
‘I’m terrified of escalators. From now on, I’ll be taking steps to avoid them.’
‘Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?! It’s okay now, he woke up.’
‘Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.’
‘What did the green grape say to the purple grape? – Breathe, dammit, breathe!’
‘Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.’
‘Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.’
‘I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t put it down.’
‘What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go to university? Bison.’
‘RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.’
‘What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? – Cliff.’
‘Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.’
‘I asked a French man if he played any video games. He said, “Wii.”
‘I forgot how to throw a boomerang. Don’t worry, it’ll come back to me.’
‘Dad, the man next door has stolen our garden gate!’ – ‘Well, don’t say anything in case he takes offence.’
‘Dad, you really look like you could do with a shave.’ – ‘Well, I used to be a werewolf when I was younger – but I’m alright noooooow!’
‘Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in Europe? It’s Dublin every year.’
If you enjoyed these jokes, seek medical attention. There’s funny, and then there’s Dad funny… Show your Dad some love this Father’s Day by sending him a Dad Joke of your own!
Got a joke? Leave your own bad Dad Jokes in the comments below and share the giggles!
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